Why did Nick not mention that it is his 33rd birthday on Thursday and instead sloped off into the wilderness? Is it:

(a) because he is the Ebeneezer Scrooge of birthdays and bah humbuged his way through the day
(b) because he didn’t want his age to be widely known so that certain staff members could abuse the ordinarily highly restricted information…. (oops
or was it (c) He was too tight to bring the cakes in.

For those of you that believe it might have been a combination of all of the above CONGRATULATIONS you have won the priceless superiority over the majority of your peers and can give yourselves a pat on the back courtesy of ‘youknowitall enterprises’* This really is an unmissable treat…..and one that will remind you that although we are fantastical at what we do we really are human after all (aaaawwww)

*Please note that these are speculative observations only and the author takes no responsibility for the actual truth in any of the above and the fact that Mr Wright was actually at a sonogram and had told a certain someone not sitting so far from here that his birthday was in fact when stated is quite beside the point. Why would you let the truth get in the way of entertainment…