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Baby Boom


October 1st, 2008 by Rachel

As if it wasn’t enough to have two of our director’s better halves ‘popping’ out babies (my inner feminist cringes at the turn of phrase) within 24 hours of each other last November it seems that studio north can once and for all be claimed to be the most fertile office in Manchester. 

Nick was the first to jump on the band wagon with the birth of his second kiddiwink Lewis Christopher Wright on 19 August 2008.  Yet to be put through the trauma of Meet the Team Lewis remains blissfully unaware that his dad is in fact half man and sauntered off for a bacon butty soon after his birth.  Talk about seeting your kid up for psychological trauma; he is kind of cute though….. 

Of course it’s all about equality and Mr Andy Whitwood of digital fame decided enough was enough with the executive babies club, conspired with wife Jenny and lo and behold, the birds and the bees did their usual stirling job and we have another baby on the way.

Of course pregnancy is an extremely complicated process, they don’t call it the miracle of life for nothing and the distress that Andy experienced with the realisation that one of his own was going to be Mancunian rather than Geordie was palpable throughout the office.  Not one to rest on his laurels however he decided to take matters into his own hands and, on a par with playing classical music to brainify he set about instructing his wee bern on his ‘cultutal’ heritage.

 Doctor’s have expressed shock and excitement at the results of Andy’s dedication, branding it a ‘medical miracle’ leaving no doubt that babies are in fact able to absorb information from within the womb.

We, on the other hand can only wish the child all the best for the future as a life supporting the Magpies is always going to be a hard one with many twists and turns and if current form has anything to go with depression and incredulity will be well known visitors….

 

 

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3 Responses to “Baby Boom”

  1. Michael Says:

    I can assure you Rach, absolutely nothing ‘popped out’ in our case. For Nick’s 3 hours read 70 odd hours in mine, well Janine’s. Something to do with the size of Di Paola heads the docs reckoned. Anyway, glad I brought the plunger along second time round.

  2. Andy Says:

    Not only that, but this weekend I’ll be furthering the nipper’s North East heritage education by playing Lindisfarne’s Greatest Hits, archive footage of the Jarrow march and Joe Kinnear’s Audio Guide to English Grammar and Pronunciation. Hopefully he/she will not then turn to the Dark Side (Man United) but if they do, hey, that’s what the Adoption Agency is for.

  3. Andy Says:

    Status update: Midwife reports this morning little Shearer at 31 cm long and 2 months to go. Aiming for a foot long or about the same as a Subway Italian meatball.

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