Studio North’s head developer, Dave “Dangerous” Barnes yesterday made a special guest appearance on The Jeremy Kyle Show.

Upon hearing that the topic of the programme, “Who’s the daddy” would be a no holds barred debate on the merits of open source PHP web development over Microsoft’s proprietary ASP.Net technology, he was soon disappointed to become embroiled in a heated discussion over which chav had managed to impregnate his brother’s girlfriend in a drunken fumble behind the bike sheds last Tuesday week.

Reports that Mr Barnes was the only audience member that day currently holding down a full time job have so far been unproven, as a Granada spokesperson was last night unavailable for comment.

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